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Nicholas Cage — Spurious Pool Savior?

Testing that Spurious Correlation

Ok, I’ll be upfront with you, I’m not entirely certain what I’ve discovered here. Somehow, I feel that there’s a secret meaning behind this somewhat rushed analysis I did over the weekend. That somehow, somewhere, the magic that is Nicholas Cage on film is not isolated to the depths of my heart, but in fact encompasses the world like Nicholas…