Finding the “Best” Worst Movies with Agglomerative Clustering

This is a man entirely composed of veins. From The Room (2003).

First, a little background.

When my parents finally got cable, it was a big deal for me. A whole world of strange shows opened up that I never knew existed. My favorite show (outside of The Simpsons), was a low budget series about a guy and two robots stranded in space and being forced to watch terrible movies. It was called Mystery Science Theater 3000…